Pasties aren’t just for strippers

And topping off our roundup of travel weird for the last week is a story courtesy of the Sun-Sentinel:

Embarrassed by full-body TSA scanners at airports?  Then try some “privacy pasties”

Yes, these are exactly what they sound like: pasties to cover your sensitive bits while a perv in a booth TSA agent eyeball rapes your every curve and crevice.

I’m still waiting to hear back from the manufacturer if they make them in lead and extra large.